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IIFID Bond....Timmy Bond Reged: 12/15/05 Posts: 8072 Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan The Half-Wit       02/28/07 11:16 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A man owned a small ranch in New Mexico. An agent of the New Mexico Wage & Hour Board dropped by, on a routine check to see if he was paying proper wages to his help. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," said the agent. "Well," replied the rancher, "There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. "Then there's the cook. She's been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board. "Finally there's a half-wit who works 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $30 a week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night." "AHA!! That's the guy I want to talk to! Let me talk to the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me." replied the rancher. -------------------- Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.” Post Extras

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