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From an email that says this story was told on the Tonight Show;

Subject: First Date...

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down
when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
date or not!!! We have all had bad dates, but this takes the cake.
Jay
Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
that
a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She
said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken
her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah .
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and
truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively
uneventful
until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving
back
down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should
not
have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere
with
a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she
try
to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside
the
road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she
quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.
In
the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest
against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the
side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman
and
refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon
became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants,
the
young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's
fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as
she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a
reply
that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She
too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves,
they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation
was,
they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take
something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip
his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in
laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... Or perhaps that
should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was
embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed
off.

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