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IIFID Bond....Timmy Bond Reged: 12/15/05 Posts: 8076 Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan Crude       07/13/06 03:53 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride. Q. Why is a woman's beardedclam like a warm toilet seat? A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you. Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? A. Ga! Gaaaa! Gaaaag! Q. What is the difference between beardedclam and apple pie? A. You can eat your mom's apple pie. Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton? A. To make a place to hang their air freshener. Q. What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A. A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out! Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving? A. Thanks for coming. Q. Why did God create Adam before he created Eve? A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam. Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance? A. Women don't get head while they're driving -------------------- Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.” Post Extras

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