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IIFID Bond....Timmy Bond Reged: 12/15/05 Posts: 8076 Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan CHINESE WEDDING NIGHT       06/20/06 06:52 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Chinese Wedding Night A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not all that experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My Darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies very shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin' dat I have heard about... I wan Numbaa 69". More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You wan... Chicken wiff broccori? -------------------- Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.” Post Extras

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