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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Careful what you wish for.........       05/03/06 07:18 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and -poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well,this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.... ... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old. The moral of the story: Men should remember fairies are female. -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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