The hillbilly from McDonald County goes in to see his family doctor/veterinarian/taxidermist. He asks for birth control pills for Lurlene, his 12 yr. old daughter.
Dr. Hatfield says, "For Lurlene? Is she sexually active?"
The hillbilly says, "Naw, not really. She just kinda lays there like her maw does."
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."