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Re: Joe Biden- The joke without a punch line...
      12/03/12 04:28 PM

Joe Biden walks into a bar next door to the White House and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a "Romney for President" button and two beers in front of him.

He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a
Republican, so he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives Joe a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates Biden.

So Biden once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except
the Republican.

As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican.

He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

Now really pissed Biden once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican.

As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican.

He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

Finally Biden asks the bartender, "What is the matter
with that Republican?

I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all he does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?"

"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."

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