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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO It could have been me.........       10/27/12 04:48 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday afternoon, minding my own business, and patiently waiting for the signal to turn green (even though there was no on-coming traffic). A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! . Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man ... that could have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver. -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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