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Bond....Timmy Bond
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Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
Important golf terms
04/24/12 02:25 PM
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Golf terms
A Rock Hudson - a putt that looks straight but isn't
A Saddam Hussien - going from one bunker to another
A 'Book of Poetry' : an impossible read (used for putts)
A 'Rodney King' : over-clubbed
An 'O.J. Simpson' : getting away with one
A 'Condom' : it's safe, but it didn't feel very good
A 'Beyonce' : a bit chunky, but still on the dance floor
A 'Paris Hilton' : spoiled; wasted a good opportunity
A 'Danny DeVito' : an ugly little five footer OR A 'Joe Pesci' : a mean little five footer
A 'Sonny Bono' : straight into the trees
An 'Elton John' : a big bender that lips the rim
A Thurman Thomas: a dead yank
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