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Why hasn't anyone thought of this??
      08/26/10 12:56 PM

Wonder why nobody thought of this before? Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be no racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.........

This is so simple it's brilliant!

I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number...



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* Why hasn't anyone thought of this?? IIFID 08/26/10 12:56 PM
. * * Re: Why hasn't anyone thought of this?? Ozark   08/26/10 03:20 PM
. * * Re: Why hasn't anyone thought of this?? Scout 1   08/26/10 03:41 PM
. * * Re: Why hasn't anyone thought of this?? DjF   08/26/10 03:55 PM
. * * Re: Why hasn't anyone thought of this?? Ozark   08/26/10 06:01 PM
. * * Re: Why hasn't anyone thought of this?? SwampFoxModerator   08/27/10 02:21 AM

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