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Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
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Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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It didn't take long for the Tiger jokes to start...
12/02/09 08:05 AM
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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. The clubs will be called “Elin Woods” ..."Clubs you can beat Tiger with."
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah
Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator we have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are contacting Nike for a replacement club.
Heck who amongst us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!!
 
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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