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I have a new Rolex!
      09/23/09 08:21 AM

Several months ago the house next to mine went on the market. And surprising, in this economic environment, it sold rather quickly. Even more surprising to me was the fact that the persons who bought the house turned out to be a rather attractive lesbian couple.

I am by nature a very conservative individual but am trying to be more open minded. So I made a point of going over and introducing myself. I found them to be very nice, outgoing people and it turned out that they are great neightbors. We've stopped and talked on many occasions. I've helped them out with a few things and they have returned the favor. In passing they found out that my birthday was coming up soon. Since we were neighbors and now were somewhat friends I was not completely shocked when they asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was however QUITE surprised when they gave me a Rolex!

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I just wanna watch."

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