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Ozark member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 4012 Loc: out in the woods What a Coincidence       07/03/09 11:38 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   What a coincidence! A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, “How about that! I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!” “What a coincidence,” the farmer said. “This is a special day for me. I’m celebrating.” “This is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating,” said the woman.” “What a coincidence!” said the farmer. As they clinked glasses, he asked, “What are you celebrating?” “My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I’m pregnant!” “What a coincidence!” said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer, and all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.” “That’s great!” said the woman. “How did your chickens become fertile?” “I got a new rooster,” he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, “What a coincidence!” Post Extras

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