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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Another Golf Joke       05/21/09 07:28 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex..... #10... A below par performance is considered damn good. #9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. #8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot. #7... Foursomes are encouraged. #6... You can still make money doing it as a senior. #5... Three times a day is possible. #4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else. #3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day. #2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex..... #1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it! -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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