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Guvmint job
      02/26/09 07:28 AM

Another that has been around a while..

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.


The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'

'Have you ever been in the military service?'

Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points
toward employment.' Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in
any way?'

The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost
both of my testicles.'

The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'O.K. You've got
enough points then for me to hire you right now. Our normal
hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow
at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every
day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from
8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here
until 10:00 A.M.?'

This is a government job,' the interviewer says.. 'For the
first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and
scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."



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