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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO A Short Love Story       07/04/08 05:06 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He was in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.' 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed. Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket.' After a moment of silence, he farted. The End -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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