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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO New Golf Terms       05/05/08 11:41 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   NEW GOLF TERMS........... Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots such as "shank", "chili-dip", "skull", "duck-hook", "worm-burner", etc. Here are come new ones to add to your vocabulary. A "Paris Hilton" - a very expensive hole. A "James Joyce" - a putt that's an impossible read. A "Rock Hudson" - it looked straight, but wasn't. A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker into another. A "Yasser Arafat" - butt ugly and in the sand. A "John Kennedy Jr.". - didn't make it over the water. A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed. An "O.J. Simpson" - got away with it. A "Princess Grace" - should have used a driver. A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used a driver. A "condom" - safe, but didn't feel very good. A "Rush Limbaugh" - a bit too far to the right. A "Nancy Pelosi" - way too far to the left. A "Barbra Streisand" - ugly but still working. A "Teddy Kennedy" - goes in the water, but jumps out. -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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