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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Drinking Water       01/10/08 10:31 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen' Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have chit in it.' The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English.' The Amish man says: 'Use two hands. You'll get more.' -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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