CafeOutdoors.com The way it was...the way it always will be!!!

Miscellaneous Stuff >> Swampfox's Joke Section

Mel
member
**

Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO

Ethel
      12/12/07 02:04 PM

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. ?STOP!,? he shouted in a firm voice. ?Have you got a license for that thing?? Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. ?OK? he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, ?STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?? Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said ?On your way, Ma?am.?

As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his ?You-Know- What? in his hand. ?Oh, good grief,? yelled Ethel, ?Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!?

--------------------
Member DU, Delta

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy

Post Extras Print Post   Remind Me!     Notify Moderator


Entire topic
Subject Posted by Posted on
* Ethel Mel 12/12/07 02:04 PM

Extra information
0 registered and 4505 anonymous users are browsing this forum.

Moderator:  SwampFox, JimDog 



Forum Permissions
      You cannot start new topics
      You cannot reply to topics
      HTML is disabled
      UBBCode is enabled

Rating:
Thread views: 389

Rate this thread

Jump to

Return to Main Page

*
UBB.threads™ 6.5