Here's a place to put those tributes to the one that makes your heart throb.... or maybe its your temple.... or maybe its your, well anyway here's the place.
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian Saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
Osama Bin Laden," she says.
Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.
Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, ! he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot and then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new-found pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, our Marines could blow his ass to Kingdom Come."
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
Edited by SwampFox (01/15/06 05:10 PM)
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