Cafeoutdoors.com: Redneck pickup lines

I could see Duko or Deano using some of these..

1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you an I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT"D you say?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If u think that yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

14) I'm going make love to you tonight one way or the other - you may as well be there!

15) Hey honey, nice tooth!

16) Why my momma had a tattoo just like yurs!

17) You're the clabber in my buttermilk,

18) You're the fatback in my beans,

19) You're the butter on my cornbread,

20) You're the seasonin' in my greens.

21) God meant for us to be together, that's why he dun give us the same parents.

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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”

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