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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO For the 60+ Crowd...       09/27/07 02:57 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   OVER SIXTY? Questions & Answers Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find young, sexy men who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done,you will have a place to live. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? A: Take off your glasses. Q: Why should 60+ folks use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 60+ folks to have problems with short-term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where do 60+ folks look for fashionable glasses? A: Their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ folks when shopping in antique stores? A: "I remember these." -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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