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Hop Reged: 12/16/06 Posts: 1801 Loc: Now that's a 10-2 Code Ghost Sex       09/12/07 08:03 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   GHOST SEX A professor at Auburn University was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further. Have any of you ever Screwed a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have screwed a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to screw a ghost?" Bubba replied, "Shat!! From way back there I thought you said Goat -------------------- Visit us at: http://flocked-N-Locked.com Post Extras

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