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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Grandma's Birth Control       07/16/07 05:32 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next check-up, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith. I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks...and believe me, it helps me sleep at night." -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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