Cafeoutdoors.com: Ma and Pa

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she
hollered out...."Pa! You need to go out and fix the
outhouse!"

Pa replied, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the
outhouse."

Ma yelled back, "Yes there is, now git out there and
fix it."

So......Pa mosied out to the outhouse, looked around
and yelled back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the
outhouse!"

Ma replied, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yelled back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"

Ma said, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see
what to fix."

So with that, Pa stuck his head in the hole, looked
around and yelled back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong
with this outhouse!"

Ma hollered back, "Now take your head out of the
hole!"

Pa proceeded to pull his head out of the hole, then
started yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the
cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replied, "Hurts, don't it?!"

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