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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Guiness Records       04/27/07 02:19 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the world." So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official; I AM the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world." Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says."Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell ? -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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