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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Solving the midlife crises       03/30/07 07:06 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   When I was married 30 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,"Honey, 30 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 60 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know to solve your mid-life crises... -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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