When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed Send.
His mother answered and I told her what happened.
"Don't worry," she said. "I'll take care of it."
A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was "Mom."
"Martin," she said. "You left your cell phone at the convenience store."
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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