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SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7976 Loc: Mid Mo Re: for DMAC , Foots and other FORMER types       03/10/07 04:40 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A Marine walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The Marine explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...." "The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The Marine smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast." -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras

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