TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED THE DEMOCRATS TO INCREASE MEASURES TO PROTECT THEIR FAIR-HAIRED CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY. THEREFORE, AS A SECURITY MEASURE, THEY HAVE ADVISED HILLARY THAT SHE MUST ASSUME A NEW MUSLIM NAME.
FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME: SELDOM BIN LAYED
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."