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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO State Jokes       03/01/07 06:53 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   North Carolina A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither." -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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