"Come here," said the mortician's assistant in an awed tone. "Come here and check out THIS."
"What is it?" asked the mortician.
"This woman has a shrimp sticking out of her beardedclam."
The mortician bent over and looked closely.
"That's not a shrimp, you idiot," said the mortician. "That's her clit."
"It may LOOK like a clit," the assistant replied, "but it TASTES like SHRIMP!"
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