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Re: Anna Nicole Smith's Mortician
      02/22/07 07:10 PM

"Come here," said the mortician's assistant in an awed tone. "Come here and check out THIS."

"What is it?" asked the mortician.

"This woman has a shrimp sticking out of her beardedclam."

The mortician bent over and looked closely.

"That's not a shrimp, you idiot," said the mortician. "That's her clit."

"It may LOOK like a clit," the assistant replied, "but it TASTES like SHRIMP!"

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* Anna Nicole Smith's Mortician SwampFoxModerator 02/18/07 04:57 AM
. * * Re: Anna Nicole Smith's Mortician Bubba   02/18/07 05:33 PM
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. * * Re: Anna Nicole Smith's Mortician Uncle_Bill   02/22/07 07:10 PM
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. * * Re: Anna Nicole Smith's Mortician Mel   02/22/07 09:05 PM
. * * Re: Anna Nicole Smith's Mortician webster   02/23/07 09:07 AM
. * * Re: Anna Nicole Smith's Mortician JJ McGuire   02/23/07 11:40 AM

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