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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Mrs. Johnson's Revenge       02/14/07 11:53 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a well-known artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with three-carat diamond earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful, red ruby pendant." "But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the biatch to go nuts looking for the jewelry. -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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