Ahh, the classics...
My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout
Time was when, of its own accords, from my trousers it would spring
but now I have a full time job, just to find the blasted thing
It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave
For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave
But now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its withered head, and watch me tie my shoes!
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