A couple is on their honeymoon and the new bride tells her husband to be gentle because she is a virgin. Shocked, the groom says, ?but you?ve been married three times before.?
?Yeah,? she says, ?but my first husband was a psychologist and only wanted to talk about it, my second husband was a gynecologist and only wanted to look at it, and my third husband was a stamp collector and only wanted to?God, I miss him.?
After a moment of silence, she then turns to her newest husband and says, ?And since you?re an attorney I know I?m going to get scr****d.?
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"Never apologize and never explain, it's a sign of weakness."
--- John Wayne
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