An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night.
Surprised, she looks at the man and asks how old he is.
"I'm 85 years old," he says.
"Eighty-five!" comments the madam "Don't you realize... you've had it?"
"Oh, sorry," said the old man, "how much do I owe you?"
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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