Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Hell's Angel.
After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied; "Well, on my last anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least like the trip, and she would know that I love her."
The Hell's Angel then took a big swig from his beer, and said ; "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a Harley tee-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the tee-shirt, she could go fork herself!"
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."