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IIFID Bond....Timmy Bond Reged: 12/15/05 Posts: 8076 Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan Female Urologist       12/23/06 12:50 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US. But now a few women have entered the field. A man goes to a female urologist for an exam. The female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99." The guy obeys and says, "99!!!" The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99." Again, the guy says, "99." The doctor said, "Very good Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold on to your unit. Now take a deep breath and say 99." The guy says, "One...two...three..." -------------------- Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.” Post Extras

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