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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO The tale of the trees       07/26/06 03:12 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It's neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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