Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris said, "Just doing what you suggested, Doc:'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor replied, "I didn't say that.... I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful!"
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