Went to my new doctor for my annual EXAM. The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks. "200," I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 215.
The nurse asks, "Your height?" "6 foot 0," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 10".
She then takes my blood pressure, and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed. "When I came in here, I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac. What a biatch!
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