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Diverduck member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 100 Loc: St. Peters, Mo Current High Scores in: BlackJack Re: Do not read, if easily offended....       06/14/06 11:20 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Aw, who's offended? A small cruise ship had a mishap and sank. The captain ended up in a small life boat with a British, French and an African American. The lifeboat began taking on water, so the captain decided that after throwing all weight overboard, that one of the passengers has to go overboard. To decide the person to go overboard, he posed a quiz based upon the most notorious maritime disaster, the sinking of the Titanic. The captain ask the Brit when did the Titanic sink? The Brit responded April 1912. Good, you stay on board. To the frenchman, approximately how many souls were lost? More than 1,500 replied the frenchman...he stayed. The captain then looked to the African American and said, "name em". Post Extras

Entire topic Subject Posted by Posted on Do not read, if easily offended.... MB2 06/14/06 07:56 AM Re: Do not read, if easily offended.... SwampFox   06/14/06 11:12 AM Re: Do not read, if easily offended.... Diverduck   06/14/06 11:20 AM Re: Do not read, if easily offended.... Old Gooser   06/14/06 04:52 PM Re: Do not read, if easily offended.... Mel   06/14/06 08:05 PM

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