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Re: Blonde Jokes? Why Not...
      05/18/06 02:12 AM

A couple went to the movie the other night and the man sat in an aisle seat because it's a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.

"Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me."

By the time she got to the man he was trying to look around her and was a little impatient so he said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?"

"No!!" she said in a loud whisper, "The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car."

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* Blonde Jokes? Why Not... SwampFoxModerator 12/15/05 04:01 AM
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