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How to tell the sex of a fly.
      05/12/06 10:45 AM

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband dressed in camo stalking around with a fly swatter. Knowing he was an avid hunter, and knowing that nothing was currently in season, she figured he was going through hunting withdrawal.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh yeah. Are you killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "3 Males and 2 females huh? How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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