An Irishman is strolling along a beach when he finds a bottle. Out of curiosity he picks it up, unscrews the cap and out pops a genie.
The genie grants the Irishman the traditional three wishes.
The Irishman says: " For my first wish, I want a pint of Guinesses'Stout".
Poof! There is a bottle of stout in the Irishman's hand. He drains it off and is about to heave the empty bottle into the ocean when the genie calls out: " STOP"
The genie tells the Irishman that he should keep this bottle -because it will never get empty, no matter how often he drains the bottle.
The genie now says to the Irishman: " "What do you want for your other two wishes?"
The Irishman says: " I'll be having two more of these".
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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