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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Smarter than a psychiatrist.....       04/18/06 01:38 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Jerry. Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10." I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup! "Is that so! And How, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Ain't nobody under there now!!! -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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