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The lawnmower
      03/12/06 02:01 PM

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife
kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first; the truck, the car, fishing, golfing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her
point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”





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