80 year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home holding her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight !!!"
An elderly gentlemen in the rear of the room says, "An Elephant?"
Bessie thinks for a minute and shouts out, "CLOSE ENOUGH !!"
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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