Two friends, a rich guy and a poor guy, are sitting at a bar just after Christmas. Poor guy asks the rich guy what he got his wife for Christmas. The rich guy says, "I got her a Mercedes and a diamond ring." The poor guy asks, "Why the hell would you get her BOTH a Mercedes AND a diamond ring?!" His rich friend answers, "Well if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she can take it back to the store in the Mercedes and still have a new car to drive." They sit there for a second, and the rich friend asks his poor friend what he got his wife for Christmas. The poor guy answers, "I got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo." The puzzled rich friend had to ask, "Now why would you get your wife a pair of slippers and a dildo?" The poor guy answers, "Well if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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