One day my blonde roommate decided to wash her sweatshirt. Seconds after she stepped into the laundry room, she shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your sweatshirt?"
She yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."